Shadows of the Damned

One could argue Resident Evil 4 brought about the next-gen beginning of the third person shooter genre, and Gears of War solidified it as a solid action game.

Shadows of the Damned is a third person shooter. You press a trigger to aim, you can dash around, and you have an assortment of weapons and you look over the shoulder. But it is completely different from any other third-person shooter you've played. Mostly because it's chock full of dick jokes.

WARNING: This is a M rated game for lots of immature humor, violence, and other stuff, so this review will probably reference that fact. I'll try to remain as tasteful as possible, but I mean...this game has a gun called the "Boner." I don't even know how to spin that.

The game is actually a combination of a "dream team" of sorts for Japanese horror/weird games. Sudo51, well known for his bizarre Killer 7 and the No More Heroes series on the Wii, is at the helm, and Shinji Mikami, creator of the Resident Evil and Devil May Cry games. Even Akira Yamaoka, composer of the fantastic soundtracks from the Silent Hill games jumped onboard, adding his talent to the already all-star developers.

What they made was a profane, wickedly funny, and quite clever shout out to the B-horror movies of the 80s and 90s. The game is very much the Evil Dead of video games (and even has a chapter called "As Evil as Dead"), down the the goofyness and stupidity that made those movies classic.

That's one way to stun a demon. 

What is different, however is the influence of Sudo51's toilet humor, which takes the already strange package and just knocks it into the next level.

Garcia "F***ing" Hotspur (that's how he introduces himself) is a demon hunter. But apparantly he's pissed off one too many demons, because Fleming, lord of the underworld, kidnaps his girlfriend Paula and sucks her down to hell. Hotspur leaps in after him, obviously, and all sorts of zany and crazy things happen.

First off, the dick jokes, which is what you want to know about. There are a sizeable amount (pun intended? Gah, now I'm doing it). This is mostly because Hotspur has a hilariously un-profane (he goes out of his way to say "fudge" or "poop" instead of actual cuss words) floating skull former demon named Johnson. Yes, Johnson. He actually reminded me a lot of Bob from the Dresden Files, considering it was a flaming talking skull demon with a british accent. Johnson and Hotspur play off each other wonderfully, and their banter is probably one of my favorite parts about the game.

You know, aside from all the jokes about the male anatomy.

Garcia Hotspur and his Johnson. That...came out wrong. 

Johnson transforms into the various guns (or a torch) that Hotspur uses. These guns have timeless names like the "Boner," "Hot Boner," "Big Boner," "Teether," "Dentist," "Skullfest 9000," and "Skullcussioner" to name a few. In truth, however, you really only have three guns that get sizeable upgrades throughout the game. You have your standard heavy-hitting, slow shooting pistol; your machine gun that eventually gets the ability to lock on; and a shot gun slash grenade launcher. The shotgun gets an upgrade near the end that creates a giant bouncing exploding skull which you use (aside from killing dudes) to go bowling, play a giant demonic game of plunko, and plenty of other stupidities.

Garcia is an awesome protagonist. We need more Hispanic characters in games. 

Yes, this game is really weird. But it is also really good.

After you get used to the fact that the cursor isn't always in the middle of the screen when aiming (which makes the first few hours hard, even for those who are familiar with these types of games) the game is actually a very competent third person shooter. You have the option to dodge at any time which, among other things, seems to make you temporarily invincible if you time it just right. This (as well as the ability to move and shoot; suck it Resident Evil 5) means that even though Garcia sometimes moves like a tank, I never died because I thought the game was being cheap.

And the game is cheap. More than once I was yelling at the screen because of an unfair hit, or because he'd reloaded instead of finishing an enemy off. Thought that isn't my biggest problem with the game.

The biggest issue the how linear it is, and to a fault. Like Singularity (expect a review of that soon) when doors close behind you, you can never go back through them. So if you mess up or forget something, or go through a door that you don't think is advancing the plot but in fact it is, then you are just SOL. It checkpoints, and there is no way back. This is completely infuriating at times, especially when you know you missed a secret, but now there's no way to fix it. Lack of a chapter select or new game plus only exacerbates this fault.

But the game manages to swing past these faults by being wickedly clever, and having a distinct sense of style that you totally buy into. Suda51 is famous for being weird but also having everything fit together perfectly, and Shadows of the Damned has a theme and a style and sticks to it. It's sort of a...hispanic hell mixed with general demonic weirdness...in the city, with offensive jokes. I really can't think of any other way to go about describing this; you have to play it.

This is exactly what you think it is

One final note about the humor: I'm usually not one for juvenile jokes. I'd like to think I have a more...refined taste in humor, one that isn't focusing entirely on anatomy and what-have-you. However, while many of the jokes in Shadows of the Damned made me groan, it was with a smile on my face, and I never once cringed. I actually laughed more often than not, the combination of the presentation and the clever ways they presented such...tasteless material enough to win me over.

This isn't a game for everybody, especially people easily offended by that sort of thing. But I can say I had a blast playing through the game. However, it is also worth noting that it took me only about 8 hours to finish it on normal, and with no multiplayer or bonuses to speak of that isn't a great value. While I wouldn't pay a full $60 for it, it's a solid weekend rent, or if you can pick it up for around $25 you'll probably consider the money well spent.

So...Rent it,  or Buy if under $25. 


If I had a star rating, it would probably be Four out of Five. I have no idea if I'm going to rate games like that, though, so it might be a completely moot point.

Backlog - Metroid Prime 2 - Day 2

Day: 2
Play Time: 4:05
Progress: 24%
Items got today: Dark Gun, Light Gun, Double-Jump Boots, Dark Suit

Yay! I'm 1/4 of the way through the game! Wee!

On my continued adventures through the land of Metroid, I stumbled upon a conclusion. Those awful logs/scans that it makes me do are kind of like the precursers to the "audiologs" that are the new rage in games thanks to Bioshock.

Would you kindly read the logs? Also this is from Bioshock 2, not one. I know.

Basically the idea was to give you added immersion in the game world without actually having to do anything particularly jarring. In Bioshock it worked really well because the logs were the history of the places you were currently visiting, and the little "stories within the story" made it compelling to continue.

In Metroid Prime 2, it seems they were just there for self-indulgence. And to unlock concept art. Yep, I've scanned 40% of total Logs, and the game was pleased to let me know I unlocked some art that is probably on the internet. Yay.

There, I just saved you scanning like 200 things in MP2. 

The point is that it was a precursor, something that hadn't really been done before but was later adapted to be a near-staple in games. Borderlands did it for comedy and backstory on the weird characters in the world. Singularity explained about 70% of it's plot through the audio logs. Even Fallout 3 and Fallout: New Vegas had audio snippets you can pick up, though they were few and far between.

Anyway, I actually went in and read a few, and they aren't bad. I just wish that Nintendo wasn't so voice-acting averse, or they could have had the actual soldiers be reading the logs as you solved puzzles. Can you imagine how much better the game would have been if that were the case? It would have added to the creepy ambiance too. But now, there isn't a lick of voice acting, even when watching the flashback videos of the soldiers. You have discs now, Nintendo. It's ok to put high quality sound clips on there.

Anyway, I was introduced to some of the new weapons in MP2, and they are quite...not very different from the ones in MP1.

Suck on some glorified flashlight! 

You get the Dark Beam, which is literally exactly the same as the Ice Beam from MP1, except...you know...dark, and the Light Beam, which is the same as the Plasma Beam except light. Way to go, Retro Studios, really branching out.

However, there is a rather major change to the Metroid formula here. If you look on the right of the screenshot above, you can see there is ammo meters now. Yeah, every time you shoot your gun it takes ammo. I remember when I first saw this I blew a gasket (as did half of the internet). Metroid games don't have ammo! Well, except missiles. And power bombs. And super missiles. BUT WHAT IS THIS AMMO?!


Actually, now that it's a while later, I'm actually really happy there is ammo, and here is why.

In Metroid Prime 1, once you got the side weapons you never switched back to the main one because...well, it sucked. The wave beam was awesome, the ice beam was awesome, and the plasma beam was the most overpowered thing ever. Why bother?

Pure, unadulterated HAX. 

Because of the ammo, you actually have to conserve the bullets. Especially since, unlike the missile doors, the dark/light doors don't revert to normal doors after you first shoot them. You need to have a cache saved up in order to actually progress in the game, aside from killing enemies. This means you stick to the regular beam and get good at it except in the most dire of situations (read: bosses). The specialty weapons are actually that: for specific parts. Because if I had infinite light beam, I'd be unstoppable.

So, I think the ammo works in this sense, also because it's technically still an FPS instead of a side-scroller. Lots of fans got butt-hurt about it when it was first revealed (myself included) but now I can see it actually makes a better game. It also doesn't "break the Metroid formula" because there were only like five Metroid games before this one came out (1, 2, Super, Prime 1, Fusion). So what's wrong with mixing it up? At least they didn't make it total crap like Ninja Theory did with Metroid: Other M.

Not only did it have a stupid name,
 it made tough-as-nails Samus "more feminine" (read: weak and wussy) and gave her a bigger rack.
Way to go, Japan. Very progressive. 

Anyway, I got both those guns. The way you get ammo is by killing enemies with the other gun (kill guys with dark, get light ammo, and vice versa). This is a great idea except it hardly ever works. I only get ammo about 50% of the time, which means I'm wasting the other type in an attempt to get more of the kind I want. Awesome.

I managed to find an ammo expansion, upping my limit from 50 to 100, which is great. I'm glad the expansions are so massive, because it reduces the ammo stress but still makes you conserve it. See? Ammo was a good idea.

At any rate I fought my way through the dark world, which is like our world only way crappier. You have to walk between safe "light bubbles," or else you'll take a crap-ton of damage. Some bubbles only last a few seconds, and they always go out right when you don't want them to.

It's actually a cool concept, and keeps you on your toes, though I had so much health I basically didn't give a crap. I managed to fight my way to a boss, though I think I killed Dark Samus (who is like Samus only...Darker) before. It's all a fuzzy blur in my memory, but she was so easy it didn't matter.

Pictured: Total Pushover

So anyway I got to a boss imaginatively titled "Jump Guardian." Seeing as the "Bomb Guardian" from yesterday had (wait for it...) bombs, I could only quiver with anticipatory delight as to what this boss might drop on death.

Maybe it's Power Bombs! 

Sure enough, I got the double jump, which meant I could jump twice. Awesome. This actually opened up a lot of the world, and made 90% of the jumps easier. So hooray for the Jump Guardian. You are a good person. Pity I had to murder you.

I got the rest of the temple keys (which I guess I needed. Since I ignored all the dialogue - excuse me, text - from earlier I had no idea what I was actually trying to accomplish aside from murdering innocent animals) and then...got stuck. The game didn't tell me what to do with them. So I ran back to the start, thinking I had to give them to the first guy I encountered. Nope. So I ran all the way back, really wishing Metroid games had a warp system, and finally found it where I was supposed to go. So account about an hour of that playtime to me wandering around like an idiot because I don't know how to read instructions.

Thanks for nothing, jerk. 

So I got to the dark temple and, BEHOLD! Another giant worm boss!

Yeah. He's pretty big. 

Unlike the other bosses, this one was actually pretty fun, if atrociously easy. Basically he jumps around like an idiot, and the game makes sure that your lock-on only works if you are pointed DIRECTLY AT HIS HEAD, so you miss him about 75% of the time because the game hates you. Yes, I'm still complaining about the lock on system, and I'll keep complaining until the damn thing works as advertised.

Anyway, you shoot him, then he attaches to a big ball in the middle for....reasons, and you can shoot the armor off his face. After that he starts sucking like a vacuum for another unknown reason, and you have to do the "stereotypical video game stupid thing that actually works:" get sucked into his mouth as a ball and drop bombs.

Why do video game characters think it's a good idea to go inside a boss to kill it? Aren't you avoiding being eaten all the way up until that point in the fight? The weird thing is I swear this applies to 90% of worm bosses. I mean the Stygian in Darksiders is the same way. You ride around, trying to not get eaten, until you hurt him enough that you jump in his mouth and slice him up. Brilliant plan, dude.

Yeah, just dive right in there, what's the worst that could happen?

So you do this three times and it dies, and it drops a spinning "Samus" logo on the ground. No, I'm not making that up. It seriously drops that.

Pictured: IMMERSION

So you get the dark suit, which looks totally badass, but also a bit like Dark Samus. AM I BECOMING THE MONSTER? Probably not, since the only Metroid game with a plot is Other M, and it (as mentioned above) is totally awful. But hey, I look cooler, minus the 80s shoulderpads.

Yeah! The Morph Ball looks cool, too. 

Now I'm tough and can survive the dark world without having to be in bubbles; I only lose a tiny amount of life. So that's great.

So I beat the desert world, went back to the main hub, and now I've unlocked Louisiana. Wait, it's just a marsh. Already I've discovered Samus walks like a snail underwater, and enemies here still take a billion hits to kill. Must be a theme.

Watch out for 'gaters. 

Let me actually bring that up: enemies in this game take so freaking long to kill, and not just the bosses. Regular enemies take a billion and a half shots. Dark Splinters, the most basic of enemies, take like 30 regular bullets. Which would be fine, except they took care to make sure you didn't use your sub-weapons all the time (see above), so instead it's just stupid.


It's like they had a great idea and forgot to balance it. You can either have 1. Really hard enemies but unlimited side weapons, or 2. Balanced enemies that die much faster with the side weapons. The current state means killing basic guys is a huge hassel with no reward, so 90% of the time I just run by and take the few hits. I do have like 500 life, so what does it matter anyway?

Anyway, I'm enjoying myself, despite my incessant whining. It's clear that, at the time, this game was a standout title. Now it's still pretty dang good, but when compared to the shooting of other games that utilize both sticks, it can come up short. I understand it isn't meant to be played as a shooter, not entirely, but it's still hard to not make the comparison.

Also the "free aiming" you can do is completely atrocious. The fact it is constantly trying to default you back to the basic "level" position makes precision aiming nearly impossible. Really, make the "tug" back down less powerful or something because dang. I have a feeling this would play loads better on the Wii, though.

Anyway, that's it from me today. Tune in tomorrow to for more Metroid Prime 2: Echoes.

Backlog - Metroid Prime 2 - Day 1

Day: 1
Play Time: 1:04
Progress: 8%




And so I start my first run of Metroid Prime 2: Echoes. Let's just get down to it then, alright?

First off, it's hard to not draw comparisons to the first Metroid Prime, mostly because the games are so similar and the first was such a landmark game. Metroid Prime was what could really be considered the game that really made me want to buy the system (that as Smash Bros Melee), and as such a landmark game it was extremely memorable. We hadn't had a Metroid game since the SNES, and when we heard it was a first person shooter a lot of people freaked out.

Luckily the game was fantastic, retaining the elements of Metroid like platforming, discovery, and upgrades while updating it for a new era. It was a great game, and most of the worried fans were sated.

Then we got Metroid Prime 2: Echoes.


First off, the subtitle. What does it mean? Where are the echoes? Why does it have to have a subtitle? Also, the "Metroid Prime" was actually the final boss of the first game, a Metroid infected with phazon and made to look like a black mutant...squid thing.

Or a giant crab. Attack it's weak point for massive damage!

So now that that thing is dead, why is the game still called Metroid Prime (besides maybe brand awareness)? And again, echoes? Echoes of what? WTF is going on?

Anyway, it is also worth noting that the menus in the game are totally awful. Basically, it presents you with a bunch of options at the end of strings. You can then spin these string...things around, and hope that the option you WANT is the one closest to the camera. The best (read: worst) part is that spinning the menu-string-whatevers gives them momentum,which means it's easy to just blow on past them when you finally think you can just select your damned save file.

Seriously, this is the most unfriendly UI ever. 

Well once you get past the awful menues and actually into the game guess what: it looks a hell of a lot like Metroid Prime. In fact, it's almost exactly the same. The developers played it reasonably safe and kept most everything here, including the same buttons and control schemes. Sure they tweaked a few hud/UI things to make it look a little better, but aside from that anyone playing Metroid Prime will feel right at home here.

Except for some reason they kept that stupid "danger" bar from the first game. Seriously, it is exactly what it sounds like: it goes up when you are close to enemies/danger, and goes down when you are safe. Why does this even exist? I'm pretty sure I know that stuff like fire and giant demon ants aren't exactly going to heal me. Why do we have this? And especially given the fact I'm supposed to be some badass bounty hunter. Does she really need a "danger" meter that lights up whenever she steps close to an open flame? Why? It's just a waste of hud space.

There it is, that bar on the left.
You can hardly see it because, guess what, it's currently at "no danger" level.
 I guess giant space pirates and a portal opening to hell doesn't classify as "danger,"
but heaven forbid you walk near fire!

Anyway, enough about this junk. What about the game?

Well first off it's a lot darker than the first one, and that's a good thing. Basically a bunch of galactic federation military dudes sent a distress call from a giant purple planet, so they send one person down (you) to go check it out. Brilliant! On the way down your ship gets zapped by purple lightning, and since spaceships are super fragile and can't survive a simple jolt of electricity you go down in flames and are trapped on the planet. And thus beings your adventure.

I say darker for a reason. The game starts with you walking through corridors, searching for dudes, you know, the usual metroid fare. And then THIS pops out.

Since the quality is terrible, I'll say what you are seeing. STRUNG UP DEAD PEOPLE WITH BUGS CRAWLING OVER THEIR CORPSES. 

Yes. Dead dangling federation guys, being eaten by the natural wildlife. Really. In a Nintendo game.

Holy cow.

Anyway, you keep seeing more dead guys strung up or eaten or just...dead. And then you realize your favorite feature from Metroid Prime 1 is back: Scanning random crap in the environment!

Yeah, I really missed this. 

For the uninformed, here is how scanning works. You press a button that makes it so you can't fight and puts a really small rectangle on your screen. You then can point to random environmental object (or the enemies attacking you), hold down the trigger for a few seconds, and "scan" them. Then you get a nice message like "Spitter Bug has been added to the log!" as well as a percent to let you know you'll never, ever get everything scanned. Then you can go back to fighting.

I can understand this feature, but at times it just feels awkward. For example, to power anything in the game - be it elevators, turrets, etc. - you have to scan the control panel. That requires going to that screen, holding down the trigger while pointing exactly at the object (and you can't be too far away, because future technology requires you to be right next to everything to scan it), wait a few seconds, and THEN the object will work.

Why the crap couldn't they just put a button? Like "press A to activate elevator"? While I admit it's "immersive" or whatever, it just makes things take longer.

Anyway, I've been complaining a lot about the game, but actually I really enjoy it (minus the few issues). The graphics, despite being old (and in SD thanks to my Gamecube) still look surprisingly good. It doesn't stop the fact that I still can't tell what things are sometimes, resulting in me getting stuck in the stupidest ways, but hey...whatever. The art is nice and the little effects on the hud (like dust and rain, etc.) are quite good.

Anyway I blasted and scanned my way through to the first boss, a little bastard that I remembered hating and still hate now.

Alpha Splinter, you suck. 

Basically by this point you haven't yet "opened up" to explore, so you'll always have one energy tank and five missiles. This boss actually reminds me of the one memorable thing I recalled from when I started this game way back when it was released (and it isn't a positive thing, either). The bosses in this game are way too long


This first boss, for example, takes a tedious amount of time. First you fight a bunch of dark baby splinters, sure, easy. Then you fight the regular Alpha Splinter. Then you find out it was for nothing, because he morphs into a Dark Alpha Splinter that actually has a health bar.

Alrighty then.

Then you have the most idiotic war of attrition with a "boss" ever. Basically he has two moves: spit a projectile at where you were three seconds ago, and jump to where you were three seconds ago. Basically, you are only going to get hit on accident (which is good, because he takes about 1/3 of your health). The problem is, every shot only takes a teeny tiny amount of health off his bar, even charged shots. So you spend about 5-7 minutes circle strafing, not getting hit and mashing the A button, just waiting for him to die.

This isn't a good boss fight, it's just tedious.

Oh, and before I move on, one last bad thing. The auto targeting. Yes, it's helpful, but it only works oh...80% of the time? IF an enemy gets too close, or too far, or too off to the side, it disengages. And unless you are pointed exactly at it (like with the scan), it won't work.

This would be fine, except the Prime games don't play like modern shooters, with two sticks an all that. It needs auto-aiming to be possible, because free aiming is nearly impossible to hit anything with. So when the targeting keeps disengaging, I get a bit frustrated.


Anyhoo...

However after that things get much better, because you actually are able to unlock stuff and go to a new area, a desert...place. There you fight the second boss, a big worm...guy, who when he becomes dark his name changes to "Bomb Guardian."

I wonder what item I'm going to get for killing him?

Again, this boss is more tedious than fun. You have to hit him at the end of his tail, but only when it is glowing and only if you are DIRECTLY behind it. As you'd expect, it takes far too many hits before it goes down. It also poops out bombs (and spits them out), but they are extremely easy to dodge. I only took one hit, and that's because I rammed into him out of sheer bordom.

I've been knocking on this game a lot, so let me say a few positive things, because I actually like the majority of this game (minus scanning and the boss fights thus far).

- As I said, the game is very pretty, even in standard def. It has a good art direction and sticks to it. All the hud stuff also looks really good.

- The music/ambiant sounds are fantastic, as is general sound effects. I found little metroidy tunes hidden in main songs, which made me smile. The atmosphere is great.

- It's still a Metroid game, which means it is big on exploration. It also has that whole "gotta keep playing to get the next item to unlock more stuff" thing that keeps you going, which is quite addicting.

- Again, the music. It's all really good.

- The Prime games are the only games that did first person platforming right. I actually feel like I can gauge jumps and not suck. All other first person platforming games (with maybe the exception of the little Mirrors Edge I've played) always make me feel like a clumsy idiot. Metroid doesn't do that.

That's it from me today. Two bosses down, two luminos...thingies have been...uh...luminosed? Whatever. I don't really care about the plot (dark world eating light world? sounds like Link to the Past or something), but I am enjoying the exploration. When it opens up more, I'm certain I'll like it even better.

The Backlog Blog

EDITOR'S NOTE: I am not doing backlog stuff anymore, just straight game reviews. So this is outdated. The game list is also outdated; I have boatloads more now. So you can pretend this doesn't exist. 

Greetings, fellow gamers. My name is Nathan, and I have a problem.

My problem is that I own a metric butt-ton of video games, and I haven't beaten the half of them. I have a monster backlog, one that is looming over me, and still I keep buying more games. It's an awful thing, to be certain. However, now I'm going to try and fix it.

On this blog I'm going to document every time I play a backlogged game, with my comments and critique. I'll post screenshots and snarky comments based on how I feel about a particular game, as well as insights as to how long I've been playing it, etc.

Keep in mind I'll be limited to the games I own and the systems I have. After I beat a game, I'll open it up to the readers (however many few of them there might be) to tell me what game they think I should try and beat next. But first, let's lay down a few guidelines on how this is going to work.

Rules

- I'm going to play games that I've bought but have not yet played. Some of these games I bought recently but played/beaten before. If that's the case, I'll indicate that on the list, but they are still fair game.


- I'm going to try to beat every game all the way through. That doesn't, hoever, mean I'm going to 100% everything or do every side quest. I'll beat the main story and as much of the side bits as I feel like, but my run is mainly to simply beat the game. 


- I'm going to preference more modern games as well as games that have a more defined beginning, middle, and (most importantly) end. For the less modern games (or games that are older, ex Duck Tales, etc.) I'll instead do a simple review or post where I run through the game and give a basic rundown. This applies for the majority of the NES games, so expect mini-reviews of these games when I play through them to the best of my ability. However, I probably won't dedicate massive amounts of time to them like would be required for Disgaea, for example.


- Single player games only, and in games with multiplayer I'll give the multiplayer a shot but that isn't the main focus. If I'm playing CoD: World at War, for example, I'll beat the main story and then maybe test multiplayer, but I'm not going to get to the max level or anything. 


- I will not "bow out" at any time unless I really feel like it is necessary. Also, if a technical issue makes it impossible for me to finish a game, that also is reason to quit. 


- These have to be games that can be beaten. So games like Rock Band, DDR, etc. are right out. If there isn't an actual ending or stopping place, it isn't on the list. 


At my current state, I don't have a capture card or any way to take video for me to comment over. So for the time being you are limited to me finding screenshots off the internet of what I'm talking about relevant to the games. Perhaps in the near future I'll manage to get a card and start taking video of this instead, which would be a lot more fun.

And now, here is the full list of games I own that have yet to be beaten. Be warned, it's pretty massive! First off, however, here are the list of systems I currently have:

Xbox 360 with Kinect
PS3 (Launch, so backwards compatible with PS2 and PS1 games)
Nintendo Gamecube
Nintendo 64
Super Nintendo
NES
Nintendo DS Lite (plays GBA games)


And here are the list of "unbeaten" games for each of these systems. Keep this in mind for future voting on the next game I play!

* - Started, got a substantial way through, but not beaten
~ - Beaten before, but not since re-obtaining the game

Disc Games

Child of Eden *

Deadly Premonition *

Lego Star Wars - The Complete Saga *

Lego Indiana Jones

Kung Fu Panda

Mirror's Edge

Overlord II

Singularity

XBLA Games

Darwinia +

Defense Grid *

Greed Corp *

Gyromancer *

Half-Minute Hero *

Hydrophobia

ilomilo *

Monkey Island 2 SE *

Outpost Koloki X

Prince of Persia Classic *

Splosion Man *

Trials HD *

Wik: Fable of Souls

Disc Based Games

3D Dot Game Heroes *

Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice

Final Fantasy XIII *

Infamous

Little Big Planet *

Metal Gear Solid 4

Valkyria Chronicles

PSN Games

Stacking

Sonic Adventure

Shatter

Mega Man 10

Beyond Good and Evil

Disgaea - Hour of Darkness

Disgaea 2 - Cursed Memories *

Final Fantasy X ~

God Hand *

Metal Gear Solid ~

Metal Gear Solid 2 - Sons of Liberty

Metal Gear Solid 3 - Snake Eater

Okami *

Persona 4 *

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time ~

Prince of Persia: Warrior Within *~

Prince of Persia: The Two Towers ~

Psychonauts

Shadow of the Colossus *

Silent Hill 2 *

Silent Hill 3 ~

The Suffering

Final Fantasy VII ~*

Final Fantasy VIII ~

Final Fantasy IX ~

Alundra

Final Fantasy Tactics *

Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus

Spyro Year of the Dragon

Parasite Eve *~

Resident Evil 2

Suikoden

Silent Hill *

Baten Kaitos - Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean

Metroid Prime ~

Metroid Prime 2

Spider-Man

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess *

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker *~

Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire

Banjo-Kazooie

Banjo-Tooie

Blast Corps

Perfect Dark

Starfox 64

Jet Force Gemeni

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time ~

The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask ~

Final Fantasy II ~

Final Fantasy III ~

Zelda: A Link to the Past ~

Chrono Trigger ~

Final Fantasy Mystic Quest *

Castlevania

Castlevania 2 - Simon's Quest

Castlevania 3 - Dracula's Curse

Blaster Master

Batman

Dragon Warrior

Duck Tales

Megaman 2 ~

Marble Madness

Paperboy

Rad Racer

Kirby's Adventure *

Phoenix Wright - Trials and Tribulations *

Phoenix Wright - And Justice for All

Ace Attorney - Apollo Justice

The World Ends With You

Henry Hatsworth and the Puzzling Adventure *

Disgaea DS

So, now that all that crap is out of the way, it's time to announce the first game I'm going to play in my backlog! And that game is...*drumroll*

Metroid Prime 2: Echoes!

Oh quit whining, it's a fine game

The reason for this is:

1. I beat Metroid Prime a while back and quite enjoyed it.
2. I started MP2:E shortly after it was released, but never beat it. I remember enjoying it but was also really mad because it did a lot of things I didn't feel were "Metroidy" enough. We'll see if I still feel the same six years later.
3. My Gamecube doesn't get enough love.


So that's it! I played a fair amount today, but since I'm still figuring out the process there might not be a post. Expect a write-up for the first couple hours of MP2: Echoes soon! And be sure and share this blog around if you enjoy it; I'd love to have comments and feedback.

Introduction

The Professor Layton and the Curious Village Walkthrough is a comprehensive step by step fully illustrated easy to follow guide

The walkthrough includes puzzles for both the US and UK versions and you can also see what's hiding behind The Hidden Door

Solutions to all the US and UK Weekly Puzzles are also provided

Where a UK puzzle has a different name than the US version (but is the same puzzle), only the US name appears in the index

Players are asked to only visit the free Live Help if you actually intend to ask a question, discuss something or want to say Hi


Professor Hershel Layton's Twitter

Follow Hershel Layton's Twitter for news, walkthrough updates, release dates, preview information, news about version specific puzzles so you get more puzzles to solve, puzzle tips and more

You'll also receive a heads up about upcoming puzzle, mystery and adventure games that you may also enjoy

Followers of this Twitter may request extra hints or ask about any of the games (include @HershelLayton in your question)


Poll Results After more than 3500 votes, 84% of players consider the game to be awesome, 15% think it's good, 1% average while only a very small number of players thought it was terrible

After almost 400 votes, 64% of players are female


The Puzzle Index on the right lists the puzzles in numerical order while the previous/next links at the end of each page give you the order that the puzzles are found in the game

The lists of gizmos, painting scraps, furniture and characters can be used to jump directly to where they can be found

001 Where's the Town? (US) / Where's the Village? (UK)

Who's Pulling?

On a hot summer's day, two sweaty people are making their
way up a steep hill with a heavy wooden cart filled with apples

The person pulling the cart tells an inquisitive stranger walking
down the hill that "the person pushing the cart is my son"

However, the boy pushing the cart from the rear responds
by saying that "the person pulling the cart is not my father"

How is the person pulling the cart related to the boy pushing it?


Hint

The boy's statement would seem obvious to the stranger


Solution

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The person pulling the cart is the boy's mother

This free video game walkthrough is for the Nintendo DS
Professor Layton and the Curious Village Walkthrough

The Honest Village

A boy lost in the mountains encounters a man standing at
a fork in a path leading to two villages in the distance

The boy has heard that everyone in one village only tells the
truth while everyone in the other village always tells lies

Not wanting to get directions at a village where everyone
always tells lies, the boy asks the man where he lives

The man points to the village on the right

Should the boy continue on to the village on the left
or should he make his way to the village on the right?


Hint

The man would point to the same village regardless
of whether he always tells the truth or always lies


Solution

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The boy should make his way to the village on the right

This free video game walkthrough is for the Nintendo DS
Professor Layton and the Curious Village Walkthrough